Learn More About Me, I'm Awesome
I'm an egomaniac with an inferiority complex.
I can solve a Rubik's cube, I play chess. It can't be disputed. I'm probably one of the smartest people you'll ever meet.
I once told a joke and someone literally peed their pants. They peed. I made them pee their pants... because of how funny I am. Get it?
Best Patio Ever
Easily the proud owner of the greatest patio in all of scottsdale. Enjoy a glass of wine while we look over the city and talk about our dreams.
I genuinely care about people. Especially my friends and family. Nobody gets between me and my loved one. I also love animals, even the ugly ones.
Signature Dish: Seared ahi tuna (encrusted with sesame seeds), home made seaweed salad, bacon cinnamon brussel sprouts, with a pot de creme dessert.
Hiking, Waterfalls, star gazing, tornado chasing, hurricane surfing, solar flare tanning type of guy. Love adrenaline and serenity just the same.
They may not all be sexy, but they sure as hell are real. Take a look through the many stages of me and my beard. Don't salivate too hard.
Original Dates, My Specialty
Here are a couple of the last few dates I've taken people on. I like to keep it original, adventurous, memorable, and delicious. I will tailor make a date to your personality.
Nobody ever forgets their first time shooting a bow and arrow. It's different, active, easy to be good at, and you get a great souvenir!
Drive In Movie
Why fuck with a classic? Nothing like cuddling up under the stars in a drop top watching awesome action movies eating giant tubs of buttery popcorn.
If you can hang, there is a certain serenity that comes with jumping off a cliff into crisp crystal clear water. Join me. It's hard work but fun.
Feed The Homeless
I needed to come up with something to match this flat design image of a hot dog...
You can take them for their word....why would they lie?!!
"His excellence and his grace is only surpassed by his ability to be humble. I wish I were more like him honestly..."The Pope My Second Best Friend
"The first time I ever met Charlie, I asked him if he modeled"Bryan My Best Buddy
"He is one of the most honest, amazing, handsome humans on the planet. He's very special"My Mom You Can Call Her Julie